“Hi my name’s Ted”, Said Ted nodding his head.
I woke up today-wrong side of the bed!
“Well, bugger me” said I! “Why me God oh why”?
Hell, I put on a smile, no hint of a sigh
His beady eyes and sweaty brow,
I couldn’t breath-stench like that of a sow.
With pen in hand, as if king of the land
He spelt out my fate, “seven minors” And, and..?
“You were too close to the car twice in that jam,”
He squealed in delight that ham of a man.
“A Fail! A Fail! You mother fucker”,
I’ll get my license and run you over!
Failed my driving test again today...Hence the attempt of poetic catharsis!
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